He wanted an indecent present – so she brought him back a surprise

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs and says: “A gorgeous Italian girl!”

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

Very good, thank you.”

“And, what happened to my present?”

Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for – a gorgeous Italian girl!”

Oh, that” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!”