Blind Cowboy Walks Into A Biker Bar And Bravely Tells A Joke

What is your favorite type of joke? I think that all of us probably enjoy something a little bit different, but there is probably also something that most of us could agree on.

Blonde jokes tend to be one of the most popular types and even if you are blonde, you will probably laugh when the joke is good. Of course, it can’t just take a stab at blonde people, it has to be genuinely funny.

This joke is not only funny, it will leave you laughing and feeling good.

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’