Husband in Bed Urged By Wife to Investigate Mysterious 3 AM Knock At Front Door

There’s a saying, “Nothing good happens at 3 AM.”

While that’s a bit of an understatement, looking back at our experiences there’s a grain of truth to it when you factor in alcohol. There’s something about the middle of the night and alcohol that really encourages the craziest behaviors in people.

Even when folks aren’t drinking, most pranks on strangers (before YouTube) used to be done at night.

I think this still holds true as there’s something about a dark sky that seems to loosen our inhibitions and bring out the mischief within. This joke is a great example of that as a husband’s forced by his wife to investigate a mysterious knock at their front door at 3 o’clock in the morning.

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s half past three in the morning.

“I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs.

He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door.

It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger. “Can you give me a push??”

“No, get lost. It’s half-past three. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to the bed and tells his wife what happened and she says,

“Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost??”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife.

“He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him.”

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts,

“Hey, do you still want a push??”

And he hears a voice cry out,

“Yeah, please.”

So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies, “I’m over here, on your swing.”

Be sure to pass this one along to your friends and family.