Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?”

Sue phones her husband at work,” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board meeting.

”“But this won’t take long,” Sue says, “I just want to tell you some good news and some bad news.”

“I really haven’t the time,” says Dan, ” so just quickly tell me the good news. ””Oh, all right then, the good news is that the airbag on your brand new Mercedes works very well.”