A Wife Lets Herself Go Too Far At A Costume Party

If you’ve ever been to a costume party, you realize that there is always going to be at least a little bit of confusion. Some people we may recognize because of the way they act or walk, but other people tend to blend in when they are behind the mask.

A wife had this experience when she went to a masquerade party. Her husband didn’t know she was there, so she thought she would hang out and see what was going on in her absence.

Little did she know that she would end up taking things too far. She thought she was having some fun, but she ended up regretting it in the funniest way possible. Enjoy the joke!

A couple was invited to a masked fancy-dress Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He – being a devoted husband – protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and that he should go alone and enjoy himself.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn’t know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice “chick” he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her instead. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks, he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight she slipped away, went home, put the costume away, and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

“Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.”

Then she asked, “Did you dance much?”

He replied, “I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown, and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening…

… But the guy I lent my costume to said he had the time of his life!”