A Cab Driver Freaks Out For One Strange Reason

There are always things to consider when you are trying to get from one place to another. Usually, we have our type of transportation worked out in advance, but what do you do when things happen unexpectedly?

You could do what the man did in the following joke, you could call a cab.

They are a very convenient way to travel but, at the same time, you never know what the person driving the cab has gone through in life.

This can be an uncomfortable situation but it can also be the basis for a very funny joke. You will see this clearly when you are laughing at the punchline.

A man was heading home from work.

Unfortunately, the bus got canceled, so he had to call a cab.

While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection.

The man carefully tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”

The driver screamed, “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.

For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, don’t ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver…

For the last 25 years, I’ve been driving a hearse!”