Woman refuses to move from first class saying “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.” Then The Pilot Whispers In Her Ear…

One of the many different types of jokes that we may find funny is a blonde joke. I know what you are thinking, blonde people don’t typically find this type of humor to be amusing but let’s face it, it could just as easily be a joke about a redhead or a brunette. It isn’t necessarily the color of the hair that we find funny, it’s the situation that the person finds themselves in and often, they just don’t get the punchline. Of course, there are funny blonde jokes and memorable blonde jokes and I think that this one falls into both categories.

A woman gets on an airplane and sits down in the first-class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t have a first-class ticket.

The woman replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”

The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the blonde to leave. The blonde yet again repeats “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful and I’m staying in first class until we reach New York.”

The head stewardess doesn’t even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the stewardess gets the copilot. The copilot said “No problem my wife is blonde I can handle this”

The copilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat.

The copilot replies, “I told her the first class wasn’t going to New York. ”