Daughter!

Daughter to Father: “Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me that I didn’t understand.

He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper,” the 16-year-old said. Father’s response: “Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his dipstick, then I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe!”