The Old Man Threatened Him With Chinese Torture If He Touched His Daughter

Although there are many different types of jokes in this world, one that we often find to be very funny is when it involves someone who is traveling. They often find themselves in a situation where they are in a home with a beautiful woman and are threatened so they don’t touch her.

That was what happened to the young man in this joke when he was lost in the forest. He thought that he would find shelter in a home, but what he found was a beautiful woman and a very irate father who threatened him with Chinese torture.

This is one of those jokes that just makes you chuckle because it is very visual. I’m sure that you will laugh as much as I did.

A young man was wandering, lost in a forest when he came upon a small house.

Knocking on the door, he was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. “I’m lost,” said the man. “Can you put me up for the night?”

“Certainly,” the Chinese man said, “But on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man.”

“OK,” said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man as she couldn’t keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man’s warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.

But during the night he could bear it no longer and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn’t hear, and near dawn, he crept back to his room, exhausted but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest.”

“Well, that’s pretty crappy,” he thought. “If that’s the best the old man can do, then I don’t have much to worry about.” He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window, and threw the boulder out.

As he did so, he noticed another note on it that read, “Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle.” In a panic, he glanced down and saw the line that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones were better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, “Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost.”