A wife accompanied her sick husband to see the doctor

A wife accompanied her sick husband to see the doctor.

After the check up the doctor asked to have a quiet word with the wife.
He told her that her husband was in a really poor way and unless she did the following, her husband would surely di e.
“Firstly, you must make him a healthy breakfast, lunch and dinner daily.
Try to be pleasant and make sure he stays in a good mood. Don’t ask him to do chores around the house. Allow him to relax in front of the TV with a glass of his favourite brew each day. Pamper him daily and care for him. If you follow these instructions carefully for 6 months your husband should make a full recovery.”

Back in the car on the way home,
the husband asked his wife what the doctor said to her.
“Oh”, she replied,
“You’re going to d ie