So this man goes to a pet shop and finds a talking Centipede , he buys it and takes it home in a small box.

So this man goes to a pet shop and finds a talking Centipede , he buys it and takes it home in a small box.

When he gets home he asks the Centipede “Would you like to go down the pub?”
The Centipede doesn’t answer…..
So he asked again raising his voice. “Would you like to go down the pub?”
Still no answer from the Centipede…..

Feeling a little angry he shouts into the box “Would you like to go down the pub?”
The Centipede sticks his head out and says
“I heard you the first time, no need to shout, I’m just putting my shoes on!”