Lmao

Mund të jetë një imazh i 3 persona, qen dhe ambiente të brendshme

A dog lover, whose bitt*ch was ‘in heat’ agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday.

She had a large house and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she was drifting off to sleep one night, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious stress and unable to disengage, as can sometimes happen when they mate.

She was unable to separate them and was worried as what to do next. Although it was late at night, she called the Vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.

Having explained the problem to him, the Vet advised, “Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the sound of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw.”

“Do you think that will work?” she asked doubtfully.

“Why not? It just did for me.” He replied.